that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
