No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you had me at cake vodka
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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