You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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