You can't special order awesome
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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