HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
