I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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