69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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