I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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