So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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