He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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