Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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