Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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