Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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