So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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