Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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