Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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