I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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