i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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