Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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