3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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