So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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