That's when you crack a 10am beer
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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