Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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