Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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