kristin has been a bad kristin
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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