Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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