You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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