Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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