We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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