oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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