Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
