I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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