God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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