Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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