Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i dont even know how to be here
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
God, I missed his penis.
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