i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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