Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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