She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Are my feet made of real feet?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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