i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As shirtless as possible
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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