Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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