craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
