whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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