I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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