Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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