If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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