Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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