We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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