It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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