unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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