some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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