I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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